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is the part where I have to get personal and talk about romance.
My books force me to travel frequently. My karma
is to stumble from one place to another, like a wandering pilgrim.
In l987, while still living in Venezuela, I went on a lecturing
tour that took me from Iceland to Puerto Rico, and many other climates
in between, until I ended up in Northern California. Little did
I suspect that there my fate would change again. I met the man that
was written in my destiny, as my mother would say. He was an American
lawyer called William Gordon, who was introduced to me as the last
heterosexual bachelor in San Francisco. He had read my second novel
and liked it. When he saw me he was thoroughly disappointed, however:
he likes tall blondes.
After my speech we were invited to a dinner party
in an Italian restaurant. There was a full moon and Frank Sinatra
was singing Strangers in the Night, the kind of stuff
that would ruin a novel. Willie was sitting in front of me, observing
me with a puzzled expression. The combination of Frank Sinatra and
spaghetti tutto mare had a predictable effect on me: I fell in lust.
I had been living in chastity for a very long time... two or three
weeks as I recall, so I took the initiative. I asked him to tell
me his life. This trick always works, ladies! Ask any man to talk
about himself and pretend to listen while you relax and enjoy your
meal, and he will end up convinced that you are a smart and sexy
gal. In this case, however, I did not have to pretend. Soon I realized
I had stumbled upon one of those rare gems that storytellers are
always looking for: that man's life was a novel! So I did what any
normal Latin American female writer would have done: marry the man
to get the story. Well, I didn't marry him right away, it took some
fine manipulation.
First he invited me to his house. I was expecting
a romantic evening in a divorcee's penthouse overlooking the Golden
Gate bridge, soft jazz, champagne and smoked salmon. I got nothing
of the sort. There was so much dog crap in the garage, that he had
to pull back so that I could step out of the car. His youngest son,
a ten year old brat, greeted us with rubber bullets. The golden
retriever as hyperactive as the kid, placed his muddy paws on my
shoulders and slurped on my face. There were other pets: a couple
of maniac rats in a filthy cage chewing on each other's tails, and
dead fish floating in the slimy waters of an aquarium. I didn't
flinch. Lust does that to some people, it gives them an heroic attitude.
I liked the man and I wanted to hear the rest of his story. He served
a burnt chicken, we drank cheap California wine, and I will skip
the rest. The next day, when he took me to the airport, I asked
him politely if we had any sort of commitment. He turned chalk-pale
and his hands trembled so vigorously that he had to pull over. I
didn't know that you never EVER mention the word commitment in front
of an American male.
- What are you talking about, we just met! he mumbled, terrified.
- I am 45 and I have no time to waste, I said. I need to know if
this thing is serious or not.
- What thing?- he asked befuddled.
That day I took the plane, but a week later I was
back without an invitation. I moved into his house and six months
later he had to marry me because pinned him against the wall.
Yes, I did write Willie's life after all. The book
is called THE INFINITE PLAN, and it is the story of a flawed man
with a big heart.
Willie and I have been together for many years and
our love has survived many ups and downs, great success and great
losses.
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